$ ./remote-hands.sh --area=ams

30 minutes to your rack.
Not 4 hours.

Equinix Smart Hands quotes a 4-hour SLA and ships 6-8h. We're a small team out of Amsterdam, no approval chain, one phone. We drive to every datacenter within 60km — Qupra, Equinix AM-series, Interxion AMS, Maincubes Schiphol, NorthC, Iron Mountain, Global Switch, CyrusOne. One wallet, one invoice, one person you know.

$ diff equinix-smart-hands internalhost

Why a small team is faster.

Equinix Smart Hands / Maincubes / Interxion
  • ▸ 4h response-SLA (vaak 6-8h)
  • ▸ $200-300/u, minimum 1h per call
  • ▸ Ticket → triage → dispatch via 3 teams
  • ▸ Generieke remote-hands, geen netwerk-skill
  • ▸ Contract per DC, separate facturen
InternalHost
  • 30min estimate, 90-120min on-site bij ASAP
  • €60-130/u, per-minuut afgerekend
  • ▸ Eén telefoon, één Signal-chat, één persoon
  • Junos + Cisco IOS direct, geen NOC-doorverwijzing
  • ▸ Alle AMS/Schiphol DC's, één wallet
Random consultant / freelance
  • ▸ Geen 24/7-bereikbaarheid
  • ▸ Geen DC-escort-procedures geregeld
  • ▸ Variabele kwaliteit
  • ▸ Cash-flow afhankelijk, late respons
  • ▸ Geen vaste prijs-structuur
$ ls /datacenters

Where we go.

We're based in Amsterdam with home DC Qupra. For other locations we drive to you. No permanent staff at every DC — but we have the bandwidth to be on-site within 90-120 minutes for ASAP, once your escort procedure is set up.

Qupra DC
Amsterdam Westpoort · home turf
Equinix AM3 - AM9
Amsterdam · diverse locaties
Interxion (Digital Realty)
AMS1 t/m AMS17 · Schiphol-Rijk
Maincubes AMS01
Schiphol-Rijk
NorthC
Aalsmeer + Schiphol
Iron Mountain AMS-1
Schiphol
Global Switch
Amsterdam Westpoort
CyrusOne
Schiphol
Andere AMS/Schiphol DC?
Vraag aan — we komen overal in 60km

Access logistics: you add us to the escort list at the DC reception, or you give us a one-time access badge, or you escort us yourself. First task at a new DC costs an extra 30min for check-in — only that once. We'll help with the paperwork chain if you've never done it.

$ cat /etc/rates

Rates.

Billed per minute, not "4 hour minimum like everywhere else". Travel costs on request when outside a DC. If DC reception delays check-in we don't bill the wait — only from the moment we're at the rack.

Standaard (gepland werk)
Tarief excl. BTW, per uur, min. 1h
Basis
reboot, kabels, labels, foto's
€60/u
Gemiddeld
hardware-swap, modules, console
€80/u
Geavanceerd
netwerk-debug, Junos/Cisco, config
€100/u
ASAP / Spoed
Binnen 2u of buiten kantooruren · min. 1h
Basis€90/u
Gemiddeld€110/u
Geavanceerd€130/u

VAT: 21% for NL customers, 0% reverse-charge for EU B2B with a valid VAT-ID (auto-validation via VIES at signup). Tier breakdown: Basic = hands work (reboot, cables, photos, labeling). Medium = hardware swap, modules, console access. Advanced = network debug, BGP/OSPF, Junos/Cisco IOS config work.

$ ./wallet --topup

Prepaid wallet. Up to 20% bonus.

B2B invoice cycle = 30 days of pain. Wallet = pay up front, reconcile later. One iDEAL transfer, then instant dispatch without a fresh invoice flow each time. We get cash, you get a buffer for emergencies. Win-win.

Pay-as-you-go
€500
geen bonus
~8h Basis · ~5h Geavanceerd
+8% bonus
€1.000
€1.080 credit
~18h Basis · ~10h Geavanceerd
+15% bonus
€2.500
€2.875 credit
~47h Basis · ~28h Geavanceerd
+20% bonus
€5.000
€6.000 credit
~100h Basis · ~60h Geavanceerd

VAT is charged at the moment of consumption per task (deposit model). Wallet balance valid 12 months, remainder refundable minus 1% admin fee. Bonus is a price discount on prepayment — not a separate service.

$ ./flow --explain

How it works.

1. Vraag in

Fill out the form: datacenter, location in rack, task description, urgency. We usually know within 5 minutes whether we can do it and what it costs.

2. Estimate + akkoord

Estimate arrives by Signal or email. Existing customers see wallet balance + expected draw. New customers pay up front via iDEAL/CC.

3. Hands on rack

We drive, do the work, send photos before + after, bill on actual minutes. Status live in your portal.

Bestaande klant met wallet

Existing customer with wallet balance? Log in, submit task, we dispatch right after estimate approval. No invoice per task — balance is auto-charged. Monthly statement summarizes.

Eerste taak — nieuwe klant

First time? 4-field signup (email, name, company, optional VAT-ID), we give you an estimate, you pay up front via iDEAL or credit card. Job dispatched within 60 seconds of payment clearing.

$ ./request.sh

Submit a request.

More detail = more accurate estimate. Specific device types, console access yes/no, before-photos — all welcome in the description.

Your contact details

The task

20-4000 characters. Vaguer = slower (we have to ask follow-up questions for the estimate).

By submitting you agree to our terms + AUP. We'll contact you by email or Signal with the estimate.

Questions up front?

Some situations are hard to capture in a form — a corrupted switch config, a rack rebuild, planning for a large migration. Grab Signal or email us. We talk to you, not at you.